Knock three times...

[Totoffle]

Wow, that's a good one.

All day, and I mean, ALL day, I've been constantly singing...

"Knock three times on the ceiling..."

[timfan]

oh no!!!

Eeep! You've got me singing it now...

[The Manager]

TimFan said:

Just emagine Laura singing this:

Love, Hate
Love, hate
Hate to admit that I love you

Feels like I'm crawling cross the desert sands
And you are just a mirage
I poured the water on the wicked witch
Now you're the Wizard of Oz

Disappointment is my middle name
And it's a hard one to spell
If you must ask me why I feel this way
Guess you don't know me too well

'Cause I do bend over backwards for you
But you do nothing for me
Love, hate
Hate to admit that I love you

I took a bullet from your tommy gun
On St. Valentine's Day
The slings and arrows of your wicked tongue
I just brush them away

I know you love me somewhere deep inside
That somewhere's so hard to find
Maybe I'm blowing this all out of proportion
Maybe I'm out of my mind

'Cause I do bend over backwards for you
But you don't do much for me
Love, hate
Hate to admit that I love you

So that's the end of my soliloquy
I hope you're writing this down
You've never taken me too seriously
So why should you start now

I know I tend to exaggerate
I've got a flair for the dramatic it's true
But when you tell me that I've gotta wait
That's not so easy to do

'Cause I do bend over backwards for you
Won't you bend over for me?
Love, hate
Hate to admit that I love you

Mmm...that is a good one!!

[timfan]

Just got another one (it was on a TV advert)

I don't know what it's called but the words are...

'I cant see me loving nobody but you for all my life...'

[Totoffle]

That's a good one!

I heard a good one earlier, and I thought, 'I MUST post that...' but by the time I got online, got my MSN account back, had a fight with my Diary (Sounds weird, I know) and then finally got here... I forgot.

[timfan]

Ah no! don't you just hate it when that happens?

[Totoffle]

Yes I do! I was really good too... Grr! *Thinks*