Post by komikero on Mar 23, 2006 14:35:54 GMT
Having just a little bit of fun...
Not really fan fic, but I just imagined what it would be like if the whole cast of Brittas were transported to Star Trek?
Chris Barrie would be playing Captain Gordon Brittas in the Captain Kirk role.
Colin would be Scotty, Carole would be Uhura, Laura would be Spock, Helen as Bones McCoy, Gavin would be Chekov, Tim would be Sulu, Linda would be Yeoman Rand and Julie as Janice Rand.
Imagine a scenario in which Klingons (who hate Captain Brittas) transport aboard the "Centerprise" to plant a bomb in the warp engines.
Colin (Scotty) finds out about it and he rushes to tell Captain Brittas on the bridge who had called an urgent officer's briefing on the proper use of the ship's food replicators.
Colin: "I'm sorry I'm late, Captain Brittas."
Brittas: "Sit Down, Colin."
Colin: "But Captain Brittas! The Klingons...!"
Brittas: "E! e! e! Have we forgotten so soon Colin?"
Colin: "What, Captain Brittas?"
Brittas "Oh dear...will somebody tell him?"
Everybody looks nervously at each other.
Gavin: "His uniform, Captain Brittas?"
Brittas" EEEEEGGxellent! RIght you are, Gavin!"
Briitas: "May I point everybody's attention to Officer Weatherbee's attire and you will notice that he's not wearing the proper officer's uniform for Tuesday which is red. Today is Wednesday! It should be green! How can we expect other alien races like the Klingons to respect us as equals in the intergalactic family of humanoid races when we can't even get our underpants straight? Go change, Colin."
Colin:" But Captain Brittas... the Klingons...."
Brittas: "NOW, Colin."
Laura: "It might be wise to hear what Colin has to say, Captain Brittas."
Brittas: "Allright, allright, what is it, Colin?"
Colin: "Well, it's the engines, Captain Brittas."
Brittas: "Yes, yes, what about the engines?"
Brittas: "The Klingons planted a bomb in it Captain Brittas! Its gonna BLOW!!"
Pandemonium ensues.
How about the Titanic?
Colin (after seeing the Iceberg): "Captain Brittas! I think there's something on the port bow you ought to see."
Brittas: "I'm a little busy at the moment, Colin."
Colin: "But Captain Brittas!"
Brittas: "You're an officer of the White Star Line, Colin, I should think you can solve whatever it is without asking help from me all the time."
Colin: "Yes, Captain Brittas, but in this particular case...."
Brittas: "E! e! e! Delegate, Colin! Delegate! That's why you're an officer! Get someone else to do the work for you!"
Colin: "My word, I hadn't thought of that Captain Brittas"
Brittas: "No, Colin."
Colin: "I'll get on it right away, Captain Brittas."
Brittas: "Good man, Colin!"
Laura (bursting in the room): "ICEBERG, RIGHT AHEAD!!"
Brittas: COLIN!!
Not really fan fic, but I just imagined what it would be like if the whole cast of Brittas were transported to Star Trek?
Chris Barrie would be playing Captain Gordon Brittas in the Captain Kirk role.
Colin would be Scotty, Carole would be Uhura, Laura would be Spock, Helen as Bones McCoy, Gavin would be Chekov, Tim would be Sulu, Linda would be Yeoman Rand and Julie as Janice Rand.
Imagine a scenario in which Klingons (who hate Captain Brittas) transport aboard the "Centerprise" to plant a bomb in the warp engines.
Colin (Scotty) finds out about it and he rushes to tell Captain Brittas on the bridge who had called an urgent officer's briefing on the proper use of the ship's food replicators.
Colin: "I'm sorry I'm late, Captain Brittas."
Brittas: "Sit Down, Colin."
Colin: "But Captain Brittas! The Klingons...!"
Brittas: "E! e! e! Have we forgotten so soon Colin?"
Colin: "What, Captain Brittas?"
Brittas "Oh dear...will somebody tell him?"
Everybody looks nervously at each other.
Gavin: "His uniform, Captain Brittas?"
Brittas" EEEEEGGxellent! RIght you are, Gavin!"
Briitas: "May I point everybody's attention to Officer Weatherbee's attire and you will notice that he's not wearing the proper officer's uniform for Tuesday which is red. Today is Wednesday! It should be green! How can we expect other alien races like the Klingons to respect us as equals in the intergalactic family of humanoid races when we can't even get our underpants straight? Go change, Colin."
Colin:" But Captain Brittas... the Klingons...."
Brittas: "NOW, Colin."
Laura: "It might be wise to hear what Colin has to say, Captain Brittas."
Brittas: "Allright, allright, what is it, Colin?"
Colin: "Well, it's the engines, Captain Brittas."
Brittas: "Yes, yes, what about the engines?"
Brittas: "The Klingons planted a bomb in it Captain Brittas! Its gonna BLOW!!"
Pandemonium ensues.
How about the Titanic?
Colin (after seeing the Iceberg): "Captain Brittas! I think there's something on the port bow you ought to see."
Brittas: "I'm a little busy at the moment, Colin."
Colin: "But Captain Brittas!"
Brittas: "You're an officer of the White Star Line, Colin, I should think you can solve whatever it is without asking help from me all the time."
Colin: "Yes, Captain Brittas, but in this particular case...."
Brittas: "E! e! e! Delegate, Colin! Delegate! That's why you're an officer! Get someone else to do the work for you!"
Colin: "My word, I hadn't thought of that Captain Brittas"
Brittas: "No, Colin."
Colin: "I'll get on it right away, Captain Brittas."
Brittas: "Good man, Colin!"
Laura (bursting in the room): "ICEBERG, RIGHT AHEAD!!"
Brittas: COLIN!!
