timfan
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Post by timfan on Jun 20, 2004 20:04:36 GMT
I noticed that too  When I came on there were seven guests! What are we doing wrong!  |
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Post by Totoffle on Jun 20, 2004 20:05:34 GMT
I don't KNOW, we're obviously getting people to come here, but they just don't want to be part of our Brittas community...
If they were to sign up, they could tell us what we do wrong.
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timfan
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Post by timfan on Jun 20, 2004 20:08:32 GMT
And then we could stop it!
But untill then we must struggle forward...
Maybe they just think it's funny making the boards figures resemble the Leisure centres!
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Post by Totoffle on Jun 20, 2004 20:10:22 GMT
Perhaps, I hadn't thought about that!
Warning: If this is your plan, Mr.Brittas will make us all endure a boring meeting on how to 'up the figures', and we will be forced to look at graphs! You don't want that burden on your shoulders!
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timfan
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Post by timfan on Jun 20, 2004 20:14:46 GMT
and he'll give out armfulls of fliers to put in our windows
*Please note flushing them bown the toilet is not acceptable. It only causes problems and upsets Colin!
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Post by Totoffle on Jun 20, 2004 20:18:09 GMT
lol! And we have enough problems around here without toilet blockage!
As long as we don't have to drink some of the coffee that Colin has prepared.. And then sneezed over. Promise that if you sign up, you can drink proper drinks, and we won't let Colin anywhere near them!
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timfan
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Post by timfan on Jun 20, 2004 20:23:48 GMT
Tim recomends some of carols chocolate buns, Colin wont go near them as the yeast disagrees with him!
Is that tempting enough?
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Post by Totoffle on Jun 20, 2004 20:26:57 GMT
If you have chilren, Carole will look after them for you, you know what a great mother she is!
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timfan
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Post by timfan on Jun 20, 2004 20:36:56 GMT
Or If you'd prefer they weren't left in drawers then there's always Helen.
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Post by Totoffle on Jun 20, 2004 20:38:19 GMT
Yes, and you don't have to worry about their safety around vending machines, they're welded to the wall.
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timfan
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Post by timfan on Jun 20, 2004 20:40:15 GMT
Or them mistaking cowpats for puddings and eating them
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Post by Totoffle on Jun 20, 2004 20:44:59 GMT
We won't hurt you! Promise!
Seriously. What is the worst we can do?
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timfan
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Post by timfan on Jun 20, 2004 20:47:50 GMT
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Post by Totoffle on Jun 20, 2004 20:53:39 GMT
Yes, that, I suppose. Or excessive drooling. They should have a drooly smilie.
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timfan
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Post by timfan on Jun 20, 2004 20:56:18 GMT
Hum I could see that might be a bit of a problem...
There really does need to be a drooly smiley!
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