timfan
Pool Attendant
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Post by timfan on Jun 17, 2004 20:26:27 GMT
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Post by Totoffle on Jun 17, 2004 20:27:48 GMT
I adore the one of him lying on his bed in his dressing down.
The above is the kind of thing these lurkers have to help prevent!
He's got gorgeous FEET! My GOD, I never noticed that before.
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timfan
Pool Attendant
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Post by timfan on Jun 17, 2004 20:29:35 GMT
Yep, they could be donig us perminant harm by not signing up!
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Post by Totoffle on Jun 17, 2004 20:31:05 GMT
As I said, all this drooling is a disease...
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timfan
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Post by timfan on Jun 17, 2004 20:32:11 GMT
It is and we need curing before it's too late! We might Drown!  |
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Post by Totoffle on Jun 17, 2004 20:33:16 GMT
I know! It's not as if there's JUST Gordon to drool over, there's Tim and Gavin too!
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timfan
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Post by timfan on Jun 17, 2004 20:38:04 GMT
Exactly! Three of them! That could create enough drool to fill the centres pool!   |
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Post by Totoffle on Jun 17, 2004 20:39:24 GMT
Yep! And what if a small child was to fall in!? They wouldn't be able to drain it because we wouldn't be able to stop drooling, and it would just keep filling up!
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timfan
Pool Attendant
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Post by timfan on Jun 17, 2004 20:42:41 GMT
Then what would Mr Brittas say? He'd be all upset and no one really wants that!
*Sits in corner looking pitiful and somewhat scared*
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Post by Totoffle on Jun 17, 2004 20:45:21 GMT
*Joins her in the corner*  *Starts sobbing* S-S-S-S-See what you nice l-lurkers have d-d-done!? You've made me sad, and when I'm sad, I have to drool, and my closest male to drool over is... |
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timfan
Pool Attendant
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Post by timfan on Jun 17, 2004 20:47:31 GMT
and the tears are mixing in with the drool and it's getting even more hazardous!  |
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Post by Totoffle on Jun 17, 2004 20:49:10 GMT
We've got an Underwater Wedding coming in later! What if the best man gets trapped, and we can't drain the pool in time?! What if a... small child gets caught up in his coat tails!? We'll have to send Gavin out to get a screwdriver!
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timfan
Pool Attendant
Posts: 38
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Post by timfan on Jun 17, 2004 20:51:23 GMT
Wearing nothing but his swimming trunks, some flippers and goggles... This is not good! |
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Post by Totoffle on Jun 17, 2004 20:54:39 GMT
No, we're not getting very far... Let's get off the topic of swimming, trunks, swimming trunks, and general... drooly stuff..
Tell Mr.Brittas, that there is someone on the roof, who's going to jump. Because Lurkers won't register!
See, guests, you lovely people, see all the trouble you've caused by not signing up?! If you just register, then you can prevent all of these terrible events unfolding.
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timfan
Pool Attendant
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Post by timfan on Jun 17, 2004 20:59:56 GMT
Hmm! We better tell him and quick, as long as he doesn't start on the vending machines again! Come on people... PLEASE? ;D |
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*Starts sobbing*
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