Come on you guests!

[Totoffle]

If you've been reading the thread in 'Outside the Centre', then you'll know that we 're trying to get all of you lovely 'lurkers' to join in our fun.

As I've already said, and I'm not going to repeat myself, we need you, to help us, to help you. If you sign up, I will make sure that I'm nice as pie to every single one of you, and not scare you with my lust for Mr.Barrie.

Come on, you know you want to. And as we said, all it is is filling out a form, and you KNOW our beloved Brittas would want you too.

If it's about picking a nickname, anything will do! We won't laugh, I promise. Maybe we will, but so what!? You can all laugh at me, I don't mind. In fact, I laugh at me. Let's all laugh at me. ;D

See, that's much better, isn't it? And look, I even started a thread for you to say hello on. Now, I've done my bit... And as I said, I will go on a sponsored silence (Virtually, I couldn't handle it in real life) if you do. See, I'm practising.

So, overcome those shy feelings today and hit that 'REGISTER' button!

(Additional: Having the esteemed position of 'Newest Member' is lovely, but I'm getting on, and I ahd this dream... Where I was carrying a ball of light... I want to pass it on to someone else... But no-one will take it... Help me out here boys/girls, be my twins and take the responsibility away from me!)

[The Manager]

Well said!

Come one you lovely people you know it's for the best!

[Totoffle]

Why thank you, anything for the community.

Seriously though guys, if you don't sign up, I will have to... Well, I don't know WHAT I'll do, but I will be very very upset..

[timfan]

No newbies??? *Whimpers*

Ok I promise that if you sign up I won't talk about tight shorts!!!!!!!!!

[Totoffle]

No! Nothing's worth NOT talking about tight shorts! I won't let you give up the tight-shorts-talk!

[timfan]

Ok! They're not tight but they are shorts!!!

[Totoffle]

Oh... My... GOD, I love you, I love you! Thank you for that bit of entertainment. Surely THAT rear end is enough to make people sign up?

Whooooo, that brought a smile to my face

[timfan]

No probs!

Thoes legs...mmmm!

[Totoffle]

They say 'Whatever floats you boat' (As my friend did today as I was trying to convert her to Rimmer, "But he's a HOLOGRAM, Emma!" was the response I got) and I tell you, THAT (^^^) floats mine. Floats it, sails it and probably sinks it too.

[timfan]

Mmm Hum!

What i ususally get is "But he's old!"

the worst was something my house mate said when I was commenting on Tim Marriott, he just looked at me and said "again old, and he's done what since this?"
That just iritated me that someone could be that shallow!

[Totoffle]

Yup, who cares?! If that particular person happens to be particularly attractive to a particular person, then why not?

And so what if they're older? They're more Worldly. And stuff.

[timfan]

Too right! that's what I always say anyway!

[Totoffle]

If we like them, then we like them. Hey, I'm this obsessed, I'm not going to stop drooling over them just because certain people tell me I shouldn't.

Oooh, we're Potential Management... That's cool.

[timfan]

Ah Cool!

Up up up the ziggaraut...

Oops wrong character!

Eeeeeeeeeexcellent!!!!!!!!!!

[Totoffle]

Either will do We all know what you mean! I hope.

I just watched an episode of RD (Series 8) and, first, I love the jail outfit, and SECOND (And most importantly) the outfit is quite tight, and he sat down with his legs wide apart. I found that to be quite enjoyable.