Quotes

[timfan]

Not sure if this thread already exists or not, so you can delete it if it does lol. But I thought I'd start a thread where everyone can post their favourite Tim or Tim related quotes!

I'll start it off.

JULIE: What ever he asks, just don't do it.

TIM: Well you don't anyway, do you?

[Det Nordlig Steg]

o god, erm, i cant think of just one... i guess "we're all going to die" has to be in there o and "we're all going to die, we're going to strave and then freeze and then we're going to die" and tim- "i hate him, i hope he rots in hell!" linda-"thats not a very nice thing to say" tim-" its not ment to me" its funny but crewl

[timfan]

haha loving the rot in hell one! I also love the one about being a wise virgin but I can't remember the exact words.

[Det Nordlig Steg]

gavin- why cant i be a wise virgin like tim?
Tim- your lucky to a virgin at all

[timfan]

Haha! yes thats it! Cracks me up. I also thought that Tim was cute freaking out over the bungee jump and he was saying to Linda

"Thats what sort of a man Gavin is, thats the sort of man Gavin likes, he musn't find out I'm scared or he'll never speak to me again!"

... or something to that affect!

[timfan]

oooo! I was watching series 7 today and thought it was funny when Mr Brittas wanted everyone to review each other and Tim says to Gavin : I'll do you if you do me... then Gavin winked and Mr Brittas was like : NO. LOL twas funny!

oh and another great quote I thought was:

MR BRITTAS: Tim, what would you do if you had arranged to play a game of badminton with Gavin, but he stood you up to go out with his girlfriend?

TIM: Fiddle with his breaks, mess with his CD player so it electricutes him or...

MR BRITTAS: No Timothy, You'd play with yourself!

LMAO Their faces was so funny!

oooh! I also liked the bit when Mr Brittas found out the Tim's name isn't really Whistler and I can't remember the exact quote but that scene was really good!

[timfan]

OK got another quote.

MR BRITTAS: Today Tim, you're going to be sharing yourself with 6 million people.
TIM: I knew we should have gotten bigger bed sheets.

[Det Nordlig Steg]

arh, i love that one, also *just watching this* -
brittas- think identify, tell
Tim- TIT!
Brittas- i'm sorry tim?!?
Tim- i said tit

[timfan]

LMAO thats a good one too! i also loved when Mr Brittas was acting like Tim didn't exist and Tim kept shouting things at him that he was a Jerk and a prat and he kept asking questions and mr brittas wouldnt answer so gavin asked for him and he answered.

[Det Nordlig Steg]

o yes, man thats has to the best line -What a Wally! he almot sings it, ahh love it

[timfan]

haha its just typical Tim... I think he's secretly abit of an anarchist cuz he hates mr brittas' rules.

[Det Nordlig Steg]

yeah... hmm tim the rebel... hehe i just had a vision of tim dressed as vyvyan from the young ones lol hmmm sexy lol.... random... actually i wanted to see more rebel tim

[timfan]

LOVE THE YOUNG ONES LOL & the idea of REBEL Tim!

Got another quote:

Mr Brittas: Mrs Bidmead Gavin will fill you in later.
TIM: Now that really would be a first! (Ha-ha meditating Tim... Gavins face was funny)

[Det Nordlig Steg]

"Yo!" \m/^_^\m/ lol meditating tim is so funny!

[timfan]

HAHA! So cute when he keeps shouting 'YO' and my! What a clever little pic lol.

Some more quotes:

GAVIN: At least if I was manager you wouldn't have to worry about me running off after a few months because I'm pregnant.
TIM: Touch wood eh! (Its just his cheeky little grin! so cute!)

TIM: I Thought I was going to be deputy manager.
GAVIN: Yes but we have to do it fairly.
TIM: Well if we're doing it fairly I definately won't get the job.

TIM: You know what one kid just said to me? He said I'm not as good as the last Mr Jolly. (Awww! he looked so hurt lol... and he didn't even wanna be mr jolly!)